Red-hot Monkey Sex: Reproduction in the Wild Pt. 1, the Goldfish

I love my job. I’m not a mattress tester or an ice cream taster. I don’t zip from peak to valley in a wingsuit or advise heads of state. Nope. I study behavioral neuroscience. Social behavior is my passion and, although spending hours watching goldfish–my model organism–might seem like a snooze, I’m smitten. Goldfish are a hard sell,…

Mini-review: OYBY Mini Waterproof Sheet Protector

I want a Liberator throe. You want a Liberator throe. We all want Liberator throes. The throe, a velvety, waterproof blanket, is a game-changer for messy sex/masturbation: with the throe, you can squirt to your heart’s content and, when you, your partner, or your forearms are too exhausted to continue, the sheets will be 100%…

njoy Pure Wand: orgasm wizard

Check your skepticism at the door: here’s a toy that  easily lives up to the hype. Without breaking a sweat, the Pure Wand will coax–or bully: it’s a forceful toy–a cinematic blended/g-spot orgasm out of you. Curled toes, trembling, your weirdest sex sounds: the Pure Wand demands it all. Note: I have neither a prostate nor…

The We-Vibe Tango: I will do the midnight tango with you.

OK, but guys, the Tango. If the SVAKOM Barbara was a dud, then the Tango is…the anti-dud? You know that feeling when your warm feet first hit the cold linoleum in the morning? Or when Starbucks makes a coffee for the other (insert name here), and you walk all the way up to the counter only…

What’s the deal?

The Njoy Pure Wand was a wake-up call: You (it seemed to say) should be enjoying a quantity of quality sex. And that’s why I’m here: to review the sex toys/aids lurking under/in/around my bed. Before we get intimate, here’s a brief overview of me:

SVAKOM Barbara: Rabbits Never Win

Call it naivety, impatience…a dangerous cocktail of arousal, curiosity, and Amazon Prime. I wanted a vibrator, any vibrator, and I wanted it IMMEDIATELY. Immediately, if not yesterday. At the time, I reasoned, “Clitoral stimulation + internal vibrations = 2x the pleasure, right?”…Hah. I give you…the SVAKOM Barbara, my first: The Barbara, which I purchased through…