On Mondays, I’m the gentelman in pink on the right whose face appears to be melting. Tuesday-Sunday, I’m an aspiring behavioral neuroscientist and a passionate STEMinist. When I’m not staring despairingly at my thesis–like the man in gold on the left–I can be found A. at a rollerskating rink; B. on a couch, any couch; C. in the lab (I know what’s on the slab); or D. all of the above, at once, somehow. Anonymity is important to me; if you need to assign a face to the detailed description of my reproductive anatomy, the lady in red rocking the “is that hair, fruit, or both?” look would be a sound choice.

I use she/her pronouns.