Mini-review: OYBY Mini Waterproof Sheet Protector

I want a Liberator throe. You want a Liberator throe. We all want Liberator throes. The throe, a velvety, waterproof blanket, is a game-changer for messy sex/masturbation: with the throe, you can squirt to your heart’s content and, when you, your partner, or your forearms are too exhausted to continue, the sheets will be 100%… Continue reading Mini-review: OYBY Mini Waterproof Sheet Protector

njoy Pure Wand: orgasm wizard

Check your skepticism at the door: here’s a toy that  easily lives up to the hype. Without breaking a sweat, the Pure Wand will coax–or bully: it’s a forceful toy–a cinematic blended/g-spot orgasm out of you. Curled toes, trembling, your weirdest sex sounds: the Pure Wand demands it all. Note: I have neither a prostate nor… Continue reading njoy Pure Wand: orgasm wizard

The We-Vibe Tango: I will do the midnight tango with you.

OK, but guys, the Tango. If the SVAKOM Barbara was a dud, then the Tango is…the anti-dud? You know that feeling when your warm feet first hit the cold linoleum in the morning? Or when Starbucks makes a coffee for the other (insert name here), and you walk all the way up to the counter only… Continue reading The We-Vibe Tango: I will do the midnight tango with you.

SVAKOM Barbara: Rabbits Never Win

Call it naivety, impatience…a dangerous cocktail of arousal, curiosity, and Amazon Prime. I wanted a vibrator, any vibrator, and I wanted it IMMEDIATELY. Immediately, if not yesterday. At the time, I reasoned, “Clitoral stimulation + internal vibrations = 2x the pleasure, right?”…Hah. I give you…the SVAKOM Barbara, my first: The Barbara, which I purchased through… Continue reading SVAKOM Barbara: Rabbits Never Win